tiktoksthataregood-ish:

curiouswildi:

“Husband” (July, 2021)

(via IG @elvira_lind_)

septictankie:

tricotfurry:

unawakening-float07:

the-quasar-hero:

the-quasar-hero:

the-quasar-hero:

So what’s the deal with that tasty little DILF on those Trivago commercials?

this guy right here. i don’t know why y’all actin’ like you don’t know what i talmbout 

He’s tryna smash and get you a great deal on some hotels

fucking him raw and getting him pregnant in the same room he recommended

Hey

i miss the Trivago daddy

lesbiandarthmaul:

poasts:

imjustkt:

konkeydongcountry:

poasts:

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

Wait… How big did you think they were??

dat-goat-boi:

disasternoj:

dat-goat-boi:

What’s the vibe today, Tumblr?

Originally posted by nintendocafe

Thank you for this gift.

inthefallofasparrow:

meiga-en-cautiverio:

fatal5:

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

nikcage:

foxincrocs4ever:

nikcage:

jesse we need to sell enough meth to donate to this tv show’s gofundme

“The whole thing was a scam, Walt! They were never gonna make a show about an outgoing asexual and introverted pansexual being roommates. They just took the money and ran! ‘All or Nothing’ will never be a real TV show!”

RIP to the funniest person to ever interact with one of my posts

c-bassmeow:

Kindergarten teacher: what comes after a complete sentence?

Me:

thetatteredmind:

eltigre-2:

testosteronetwink:

teenypeeny6:

testosteronetwink:

No you can’t

im sure i can’t king.

this trio knocked me off my chair